Who’ll Bell the Cat?

Is it too damn stupid?

May be too much damn stupid.
but as if what I’ve seen, I think we will surprise for the next damn stupid thinking.

For whom that never read this

The Little Mice Plan to Bell the Cat

Believe me, said a youthful mouse,
That cat makes too much fuss,
The silly thing just sits and waits
to capture one of us.

You’re right, a peer said, looking grim,
I find the cat disgusting,
You never know just where she is!
No wonder we’re mistrusting.

Quickly a committee formed
And came up with an answer!
A bell around the kitty’s neck
Would neutralize the cancer!

The crowd rejoiced: OUR PROBLEM’S SOLVED!

But Grandma Mouse looked leery,
She sighed a tired sigh and said:
I’ve just one simple query.
Who’ll be the one to volunteer
To go and bell the kitty?

And all kept perfect silence then,
Especially the committee.